Governor Jerry Brown signed a bill today making CA the first state to mandate the teaching of gay history in the public schools.
I think this is an excellent idea. We don't want American kids to fall behind kids throughout the world in learning that the first recorded case of a guy sucking a dick was an ancient Babylonian named Blowjobus Maximus. And of course no education is complete without knowing that lesbians in the ancient world were known as Papyrus Munchers. Or that the struggle between Robert E. Lee and Ulysses S. Grant was actually motivated by a latent desire for each other and a dispute over who would be pitching or catching.
The end of Western Civilization draws nigh.
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